She’s like a black sausage with arms.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
Photo credit: Lee Chris
This is “mew”sic to our ears.
umm wat? xD
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE
THIS KITTY IS SAURON.
I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.
don’t you just wanna lay in bed for about a week and not get up
PROVOCATIVE STREET MESSAGES BY MOBSTER